Friday, December 14, 2007

Indoor Plumbing

Practically a requirement to have 4 billion adjectives at your disposable in order to advert your props properly

But alas

The accompanying photos often tarnish the agent's silver tongue in a heartbeat.

Now bathrooms are a beast to photograph - I'll give you that

Generally, all you can see is 3 inches of $3000 worth of Italian marble and the reflection of the soaking tub you convinced the developer would raise the price, but 145% of the ole blue water.

No one is buying the miracle of indoor plumbing people.
They're buying a fantasy of time spent lounging around in bubbles reading books and drinking champagne.
One rule about bathroom shots?


This listing has the most strangely photogenic baths I've ever had the pleasure of photographing.