Friday, October 20, 2006

Sorry - I Fell Asleep


Can we invent a new word to replace the following boorrring phrase?

“Stainless steel appliances, granite countertops, hardwood throughout”

I fell asleep typing that. Keyboard full of drool. Because I have typed it over 6 million times now. Let’s just agree on some standard so we can get on to the really cool parts of the listing.
Like “Finish Trifecta” or “SSGCHW” or “AsIfWeCouldEvenSellAnythingNowadaysWithoutTheseFinishesDoWeLookLikeCrazyPeople?”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i just discovered your blog today thru gapersblock.com, and I totally agree with your post. I see a lot of condo signs and if they don't have that listed on them, then it's very puzzling because those "amenities" seem like standards across the board now. Can you explain how that happened?

RealEstateNinja said...

I agree with you. And it could really save soem cashity cash - as you can use your signs over for different properties.